Wine Bra

I cannot really say much about this find... it's a sports bra that holds an entire bottle of wine in it - with a handy drinking straw. Really? Holy hot shaken wine! You can buy one here at BaronBob.com (search for the Wine Rack) for $29 AND your boobs will instantly increase from a size A to D. Of course the more you drink the smaller they become but then, perhaps you care less as well.

P.S. While you're here, they also sell The Beer Belly which holds 80oz of beer for $34.95. They've got ya covered!
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